This place is a notch below...

This place is a notch below Tally Ho in terms of talent. Beers are cheap though, which is good because you will need them to start thinking these girls are decent looking.

I ended up here with a couple of my clients while on a business trip to Crotchfester. Trust me, there is nothing else to do in that dump but drink beer and look at the lousy naked girls there. Despite the dearth of talent, we actually ended up having a good time. The girls did have a good sense of humor, and were fun to joke around with.

There was this one chick wearing a t-shirt that said "I <heart> penis" on it. She kept lingering around for a drink that no one would buy her.