Had to be up in this...

Had to be up in this shit hole of a town on business. Read the reviews of Rochester clubs before I went up there, and wasn't expecting much. Of course, had to find out for myself. Got to the club around 9PM. Looked like a bunch of regulars hanging around. I was definitely the best dressed person there in my business clothes.

The stage setup is very lame. There's a small "stage" at floor level in the corner of the room. The girls here are actually kind of cute. Most seemed to be college age. In fact, the cabbie on the way over mentioned there were a lot of college girls working there.

Got up and tipped a few girls. When the prettiest one got off stage she asked to sit with me. Was going to buy her a drink, but found out she was only 19 (Awkward). She was engaging and fun to talk to, but at some point I got a waft of her body odor. She must just not have showered before work, because it's impossible that she worked up a sweat on the "stage." She kept trying to upsell me to the lap dance room. I declined, and she eventually went over to some local tool's table to work on him. I saw her heading to the back with him shortly thereafter. His nasal passages must have been clogged or something. Good luck explaining that stripper BO to your wife buddy.