I had heard good things about...

I had heard good things about Diamonds. The type of club maybe an American would like with decent looking girls (mostly young) and not 'in-your-face' extras like Cannonball or New Loco which are near by. Just a place to go get a decent lapdance and not be pestered too much.

Went in, was hounded by the beer tub lady so bad I purchased from her just to get her to shut up. Sat down, I didn't see ANY decent looking girls that got my attention. Most appeared to be thick Eastern Europeans. Finally a Canadian by the name of Vegas stopped by who was larger but attractive and nice. No pressure so I decided to take her for a lapdance. Lapdances are done in the VIP downstairs which is $10 to enter (one time fee). Downstairs is a FEMALE strip club with male dancers and I am told they share the lapdance area. Lapdance area did have some private spots, but my dancer (Vegas) took the most open booth in the whole place, right by the bouncer. I knew this would be a bad mileage dance by her choice of seating and I was right. After two dancers (got fully nude on the second dance). I went back upstairs. I did see a South American girl on stage named Sophia that was a "10." I have never seen a "10" in Toronto before. She looked bored out of her mind on stage so I knew a lapdance probably wouldn't be much better. I said forget it and left, headed to Steeles Royal for a nice massage. Just a note security seemed pretty tight here (no problem to me) and I saw a police car in the parking lot when I arrived and when I left probably looking for DUI suspects. Most of the crowd was a mix of races and appeared to be mostly around the ages of 30-35.

I have now been to just about every strip club in the YYZ area worth going to, and I would have to say (if you're an American) if you want eye candy, go to Airport Strip and if you want no hassle extras with a little be of quality go to New Locomotion. Another potential for eye candy is Spearmint Rhino but it's so hit and miss don't go out of your way.