Was my birthday and decided to...

Was my birthday and decided to go to the clubhouse AFTER a full night of drinking and shenanigans at about 1AM. With the clubhouse being byob, we picked up and 18 pack beforehand. The first thing I noticed was the spotlight guiding us to the club from far away. Also, the place was really busy outside. The parking lot was packed and the valet guys were constantly on the move. It was kind of impressive. After payin the $20 cover and getting inside, finding seats for all of us was kind of difficult. We found some chairs here and there, big rolling arm chairs so we rolled some together to initially hang out together drinking while scouting the talent. After I got up to tip a dancer on one of the side stages, I came back and a random guy was in my seat. When I told him to get out of my seat, he told me it was actually his seat that I had taken. Being drunk, I didn't put it together in the moment that his story didn't make sense since I had rolled that chair out from a corner up against a wall, so nobody was in it and he was a liar. I didn't care though, because at this point I decided to walk around the club and tip generously all over the place, part of my plan to let the ladies know inwas a baller that night, lol. Well my plan worked. Too well, in fact. I had 2 hot girls walk up to me, sit me down, and then sit on both my knees for some brief talking. Once I told them it was my birthday, their eyes lit up with glints of money. They offered up the double lapdance, so I obliged them with the lap for said double dance. It was great, especially the 4 breasts in the face thing and then 1 from each girl in each of my hands. I went for the second double dance and they bent of my knees fully nude makin it pop right in my face, a glorious vision. I wasn't going to do a third song, but then I had a great idea: 3rd song, 3rd girl. This triple lap dance was when it got really interesting. Maybe it was just for my birthday, but the 2 pevious girls formed kind of naked dancing body fortress to block outsiders' looks while the new girl started really playful. "Did anyone tell you happy birthday?" and she just took my hand to place it on/in various body parts. Wow. And these girls were hot, maybe the 3 hottest ones there. Of course, I was hammered, soooo. Anyways, I was already $140 out of pocket, but the girls had seen the other $200 of birthday cash I had to spend. The 3rd girl offered me some special fun upstairs for that $200. I took her up on the offer and "special" was an understatement by her. Long VIP section story short, it was like ghostbusters and she could have called me slimer, lol. went back downstairs with no cash left, found my friends still sitting in the same spot drinking and not properly enjoying the club, spending no money and looking like depressed losers; talking about their girlfriends and wives instead of getting or at least looking at some strange. It was like I walked off into a vortex, went to and awesome alternate universe of fun and sex for 30 minutes and then came back to boring reality. Wish I could do that all day every day!