So I finally made the trip...

So I finally made the trip to the Private Dancer, I had zero expectations, which in the long run was probably for the better. I practically drove past it due to the fact that my first impression was, "wow look at that shit hole," then I saw the sign and realized that shit hole was Private Dancer...so after passing the aforementioned shit hole, I turned around and went to the local bar right by it and had something to drink, otherwise there was no way in hell I was going to go into Private Dancer. After some liquid encouragement, I went to said strip club, and parked, mind you the place is right on the main road so everyone can see that you are going into the place...something to think about if you do not want to announce to all watching eyes that you need to get your kicks. In any case, I went in and my first impression was, "This is a strip club? It looks more like my friends basement!" Complete with wood paneling and cheap musky carpet, it was really something out of the 70's for sure. The manager came up to me at the door and told me there was a ten dollar cover charge, after paying the cover charge I sat down at what I hesitate to call a bar due to no alcohol, and a very bust dancer came over immediately and struck up a very nice conversation with me, and then more dancers came over and talked to me, which was fine since I appreciate friendliness, but no one was dancing...After a few minutes one girl started to dance, half-heatedly, due to the fact as she said out loud, no one was watching her. However, it was really hard to watch someone when you have two dancers goofing off in front of you. However, things did approve. After a few minutes a couple more men came in and brought some beer. After a couple of jokes for the gentlemen they offered me a beer, and things became slightly more optimistic for me. There were four dancers working, and two of them were very attractive, the one I had been talking to got on stage, and after her first song, got completely nude, and started to try and impress me. She was very revealing and did a great job of making sure to show everything. The next dancer did the same thing for me, and really got into it. I was consoled by the fact that the girls were willing to get bottomless, otherwise my trip would have a little more discomforting. All in all it was not a bad place to go if you have a couple of friends with you, and a little something to drink as well. I did get a lap dance with the busty girl that talked to me first and she told me it was 1 song for 20, 2 for 30, and then proceeded to give higher prices that I tuned out. The lap dance was nice, but she kept her bottoms on and just took her top off, and she was a bit rough with burying my face in her chest, but at least she had some padding...regardless she was a bit inexperienced and it showed through, but she was nice, and I would rather have a dancer that is trying to prove herself, than an old pro who could care less. So...to summarize, not a bad place to go, just make sure and have something to drink with you and a friend in tote wont hurt your case either.