I really don't know how to...

I really don't know how to review this club. I went back recently after not being to the club in years. The club has definitely been renovated and was actually quite clean and well-appointed. The main stage is small but intimate and inviting. The bar is a decent size and close to the stage for a great view. Now, that being said, my friend and I got there around 2:30 p.m. (about a half hour after they open I believe), and we were the only ones in the club except the hostess at the front door checking ids. We did not even see a bartender for at least 15 minutes and only stayed because we wanted to see how bad it could possibly be. When the bartender finally showed up, she was attractive with an amazing ass and very little clothing. She was attentive and engaging. The drinks however were way too expensive. There were no dancers there and they were charging $7 for a Corona, which were inexplicably later sold for $5 with a shot on special when the dancers arrived. Since there were no dancers there, she got on stage and performed for the 3 to 4 guys that were there with great results (no nudity though). Strangely, while she was dancing the maintenance crew decided they needed to replace a few lights and started putting up ladders while she was finishing. Some dancers did finally arrive, but only one actually took to the stage -- a cute blonde around a 6. The bartender actually got back on stage and put on another good show of her amazing ass, but no more dancers decided to work while we were there. Like I said, I don't really know how to review this place. It was ridiculous in so many ways that should have convinced me never to go back...but I will, I had a great time. Maybe we were drunk, maybe it was the nice bartender, or maybe it was the complete ridiculousness of the club, but I'll be back...at least just to see how good a time you can have despite all the club's efforts to the contrary.