Met up with farmerart at the...

Met up with farmerart at the 5 a week ago Tuesday. I got there around 4:30 and art was seated at the bar hanging out with an ex cfl running back now strip club afficiando nickname of scooter. Sat down and we started drinking beer and enjoying the scenery. Art had a head start on the beers. Usually when I go to the 5 it is to watch the stage dancers bs with a couple of the regulars and watch a game. The stage dancers per the norm were very beautiful and entertaining. They mostly only do stage dances and there are other dancers who roam the floor and offer lap dances upstairs in a curtained off cubicle. The 5 is way overpriced when it comes to lap dances at $50 a pop and I usually don't partake. Well tonight was going to be different. Art and I had a great time drinking beer and talking about some things we have in common particularly strip clubs and horseracing. There was a Canucks playoff game on and during the game all the stage shows stopped and all the tv's were full volume with the game. In between periods the strip club went back to being a strip club. The farmer and I were not really interested in the game so one of the perceptive floor dancers told art that the songs continued upstairs in the lap dance area.Being the inquisitive person he is he had to check it out. That was only the first time he went MIA. A while later he returns and a very pretty dancer approaches him and they have a playful conversation. This leads to a second trip upstairs. When they reappear it is time for dancer shots. This dancer had a great personality as well as her looks. She was very helpful in pointing out dancers who might be worth the $50 dance fee. What can I say art disappears again with the same girl and I have to try out one of the dancers who may be worth the money. Well she was. When I get back art and {his} beautiful young lady are at the bar art with his beer and she still drinking shots. All this time the place is beginning to fill up with dancers and customers. Whether it was the Canuck game or what I have never seen so many floor dancers at the 5. Most of them were in the 7-9 range. Everywhere you looked there were beautiful women. I hooked up with a Colombian and went upstairs for more personal treatment. After I come downstairs I treat her to a couple of shots of vodka and get a # fot otc activities. Art in the meantime has now hooked up with another dancer. Oh where does he get the stamina? Of course they head upstairs. When they get down it is around 11:30 and I have to leave. Farmerart is staying and having a great time. We both went way overbudget but well worth it. The best time I have ever had at the 5 and I have to think it was because I got to hang with the farmer. If he ever makes an appearance in your area have a few beers with him. Art let me know when you get out of the oil patch and back to Vancouver I'll meet you at the 5.