Went to the cab with a...

Went to the cab with a few of my buddies. The place is seedy, really seedy. It's dark and it's next to a porn store, so the whole atmosphere is kind of smutty. It's dark inside, really dark. I guess they don't want you to see what the dancers really look like. Most of the dancers are overweight and look burned out. Half of them didn't even try dancing, they just kind of lift their legs and walk around the stage. There were a couple of pretty nice looking girls, thin, around 6's or 7's, but every guy in the entire club was hounding them. My bud was approached by an older stripper. Looked to be about 40, big tits and bleached hair. He disappeared to some corner with her for a while and returned a happy camper. I decided to sit this one out though.