Left Grand Rapids in search of...

Left Grand Rapids in search of the Twins that supposedly work at Tycoon's. Unfortunately, they weren't there. I walked in to an empty club. One girl on stage......nothing special. Years ago, in the 90's this was a hopping place, but of course the times are tough. I sat at the bar and the gorgeous, but unatenative bar tender spent time with a couple regulars and employees who by the way were SMOKING illegally at the bar area!! Hate to see how she survive in a busy environment! A busty, dancer came and sat with me, and while I liked the view, she didn't follow Stripper Rule 101.... Don't complain about needing to make money and in this case to buy her Mom a mothers day gift. WE DON'T come in to hear that crap! This girl was very blah and asked me "what" almost every time I spoke as her mind was elsewhere. She looked older but said she was 23 and guess that could be her excuse for just not being a seasoned entertainer.

After viewing the selection of dancers available, nothing over a 5, I decided to invite this natural busty gal who had gone up on stage to take me to the private vip area for some dances. While on stage she didn't even bother to go topless and said it was too much work to remove her top etc.!! WTF? paid the bouncer $20 to enter vip area where this "dancer" did 3 very tame lappers and never let her hands stray, nor were extras offered. Not sure I would have accepted had I been asked as she just had no interest in her job. I paid the $75 for the 3 regular old lap dances and headed straight for the door! Sorry I didn't get to experience lap dances by the twins as that was my goal. I headed to Penthouise Club...........