I had to be in Kokomo...

I had to be in Kokomo to meet with a co-worker. He asked me if I had every been to Little Daddys. He then told me how awesome it was and that it was the "greatest strip club ever". He told he would drive and even buy my beers. He said if it wasn't better than any other club in Indiana I could punch him in the balls. I am a sucker for free beer, boobs, and a chance to bring pain to a liar's balls. It is a little divey. There is no DJ and the girls are constantly asking for money for the jukebox. Beers were $3. We got to the club around 5:30. Only 3 girls were working and no one was on stage. I was surprised to find no one on stage. There were at least 8 other guys in the bar. After about 10 minutes I was getting a little upset, I believe that strip clubs should have stripping going on at all times. I used a clean well stocked private bathroom. Upon exiting, a forty year old finally climbed up on stage. I would say she danced, but she basically just walked around and yelled to the other dancer sitting in the crowd. She was maybe a 3 with her teeth in. She had her uppers fall out of her mouth while on stage. She picked them up and cut her 2 song set short. Granted that was a first I had never seen someone leave stage to put her teeth back in. The second girl laid face down and humped the stage for 6 minutes and then jumped off. She was very very short and looked to be 6-7 months pregnant. She was 2. Another 15 minutes passed with no dancing, I kinda don't blame the girls because besides us only 1 of the 8 guys were tipping. Granted the girls walk up and ask for a tip. There is no grinding, no boobs to the face, no ass slamming into your crotch. Zero effort was made on their part. I was a bit shocked that neither of the girls asked to sit with us, offer a private, ask for a drink. Nope they just asked for money for the jukebox. Half of the guys cleared out after one drink. The third and final dancer came out from the private area and did a single song set. Her body was a hard 8 her face a 4. She was older (late 30s) but she had taken great care of her body. She had a great ass and a natural set of Ds. I told my friend if she came around I would get a $10 dance and maybe if he admitted he was totally wrong I might not kill him for over selling this club. When she came around for tips, I asked if we could do a private. She told me she wasn't doing anymore $10 dances but for $250 I could get a CHJ. I told her $250 was a little pricey and that for that kinda money I better get a whole lot more mileage. She said she could go as low as $225 but that was it. I smiled said no thanks. At this point, my co-worker knew he would be hurting in the next 5 minutes. Cheaper priced beer, no cover, clean bathroom, zero contact, zero mileage, zero conversation, really if you put some hot ass girls in there it could have been much better. A strip club is only as good as its dancers and this place's dancers sucked.