This was the most pathetic excuse...

This was the most pathetic excuse for s strip club I have ever been to. There were no girls visible when I cam in and a slightly overweight one came to my table to ask me for a dance. I agreed to go for a lap dance and it was $200, just to get in the VIP room then she started pushing me for more money right away telling me she would do it all for $1500, do most of it for $750 or give a great rub down for $200 to $300. Since I am traveling and have lots of expenses left I ask what I can get for $400 and she leads me to believe that I would get lots of rubbing and touching and she would be nude.

I thought, OK and paid her the money but soon found out that she was full of shit. I got more rubbing from a crowded bus and when she did come near me she barely moved at all. When i went to touch her she complained about how I was doing it??? She had said I could touch her tits and when I went to do that she screamed that her nipples were sore and were sending shooting pains. When I went to fondle them again she moved into my hands and my hands brushed her nipples again and she stood up and threatened to leave, At this point I was fed up. This was like having a wife bitch at you while you're trying to turn her on ... I was definitely not turned on by this useless wretch.

When she did get totally nude she kept her panties about 6 inches from her crotch or when fully nude she only lasted a couple minutes before she had her panties back on again. After more pathetic dancing and lack of anything even approaching erotic lap dancing, and listening to her bitch I finally pushed her off me and told her to fuck off that I had enough.