Was in town to visit some...

Was in town to visit some friends and they mentioned Harem Entertainers and Living Room. So we decided to go to Living Room. However, we never made it Living Room and pulled up to Harem Entertainers. Not a great start as we pulled up, there was a car alarm going off with a guy looking foolish in it. Going to assume it was his, but he couldn’t get the alarm to shut off. Friend had VIP tickets due to a mixed up charge on his credit card, so we didn’t have to pay the cover charge ($5). Walked in and there is a small bar stand directly in front of the door. You get hit up for a drink as soon as you walk in. Going to the right of the bar leads to the main area of the club where there is a decent sized stage (runway style with pole in center) and a small square stage with pole on both the right and left side of the stage. Customers can have their attention diverted by action on either of the small stages. There is a full sized bar to the far right of the club. Bar prices are normal for strip club, but wasn’t too happy with the cost of a bottle of water. Cost $2 for a mini bottle (kid sized, maybe 8 oz). To the left of the front door in a back room is the private dance area. There are small couches in this dark room where about 5 folks can be entertained at any one time. Smoking isn’t my thing and within minutes my eyes started to burn from so many dancers and customers smoking. I just had to deal with it. Sat down to enjoy the show as the ladies attempted to entertain us. This was one of the worse clubs I’ve ever been to in terms of local talent, (i.e. looks, boobs, ass, dancing ability). I prefer women that don’t have a lot of tattoos, but everyone had tattoos. Just the nature of the business, but these tattoos weren’t even nicely done. Too many of the women looked like they needed to eat a burger or two. Crack-ish skinny. There were a few nice looking ladies, but most of the talent here tonight needed boob jobs. I don’t like fake boobs, but if you’re here to entertain, have something upstairs or at least have a nice ass or pretty face. Don’t be without all three. Tonight was amateur night, so we figured some of these ladies were amateurs, but that contest didn’t start until 1 am. They were a few amateurs walking through the crowd asking for support when they performed later. While enjoying a beverage, I was approached by a dancer, she asked if she could get naked and jump all over me. I couldn’t turn that down, so we headed to the private area. This lady offered two dances for $25. I enjoyed the action with this dance and there was mutual touching by both of us. Also, the songs weren’t the standard 2 ½- 3 minute songs. The songs averaged about 4 ½ to 5 minutes. Ended up getting about four dances and was thoroughly entertained. I went back out the main club area and chilled with my friends and enjoyed the rest of the show. Even as average as most of the women were tonight, on stage, they really tried to shake what they didn’t have. They get an “A ” for effort at least. After a few drinks, I needed to relieve myself and headed to the men’s room. As the club is kind of dark, I didn’t notice my clothes until I got into the bathroom under the bright lights. My shirt and jeans were covered in some type of brown powder. I tried using a damp paper towel to remove this crap from my clothes to no avail. I was pissed. Never had this happen to me before in a club. The young lady had a decent tan, but I didn’t know it was sprayed on. That’s what I’m assuming. This stuff was all over my clothes. Glad the club was dark and this was our final stop of the night, because I couldn’t go anywhere but home after this incident. Also, didn’t like seeing a pregnant woman working the pole. I know she has to make her money, but it was sad seeing her dance and no one was paying her any attention (NO TIPS). There were two chunky women, who I couldn’t tell if they were pregnant or just fat. Friends set me up with this young dancer who they thought was hot. She was cute with small boobs. She asked for a dance, so we went to the private dance area. Should have saved my money. She charged me $30 for two dances. I could have saved my money, because this dancer was new and shy. Not much contact and she didn’t know how to dance. Going to assume, because she’s just getting started in the business, she’ll eventually learn the ropes. Wish it wasn’t me having to experience a rookie. I want a vet who knows how to entertain. So I at least got one good dance (minus the clothes mishap) and one bad dance. Would I recommend this club? Probably not. This club wasn’t for me, but the locals enjoyed it, because it was fairly busy. I prefer women with a little more meat on their bones and some curves and I definitely was not ready for that extra surprise. There is a VIP (Champagne) room upstairs. We were told the cost was $315 and you get to drink whatever you want and your choice of women and maybe extra benefits. I didn’t pursue that. Not in my budget and I wasn’t impressed with the local talent (looks).

Pros: Lap dance, cost, song length

Cons: too much smoke, women too skinny, not that attractive