Ah, Kuma's, one of the greatest...

Ah, Kuma's, one of the greatest values in stripdom! Having been to many a strip club and laid out lots of money, sometimes its nice to come home and go to a place where I can have a lot of fun for less than $200.

The bar itself isn't much to look at, outside or inside, and it is located squarely in the boondocks, far away from anything, which is why it can operate so freely in straightp-laced upstate New York. Inside, it's kind of small and dumpy with a small stage and several small lap dance rooms.

Be prepared - bring lots of $1's! If not, management will gladly give you more. Sitting at the stage and tipping the dancers while they're onstage is mandatory and can be costly when the place isn't very crowded, which is often. This is how many of the dancers make most of their money - I've noticed some who never go back to the lap dance rooms, so their total take for the night might amount to $50-60 (which some of them consider a good night).