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5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

In the area over a month...

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dudeanonymous
Apr 16, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

In the area over a month on business, I spent entirely too much time here. It's a solid club with a lot of girl-next-door types and a laid-back atmosphere.

Busy nights here are Fridays and Saturdays, of course, but also, strangely, Sundays. Most early evenings there's not much of a crowd, and less than a dozen dancers, before around 10PM. I usually tried to arrive around 9PM, scope out things, and then go from there. Sundays always seemed to have a high percentage of couples and groups of females. One Sunday, there was a large number of drunk college girls which turned into a sort of strange amateur night, with girls from the crowd going up on stage and getting pretty nasty. The bouncers had to intervene when one young female customer stripped naked (the club is topless). Weekdays it's sort of a laid back, neighborhood bar kind of place, although on any given night it can get busy around midnight. On weekdays, it's mostly the "B" team, but there always seem to be some fun lookers.

The girls are mostly local Americans, with a lot of them escaping the lame clubs in Orlando to make the 30 minute drive east to where they can have a good time. There are a few Russians and girls of other European background, and all of the ones I sampled gave great dances. Expect lots of mutual contact from a dance. The mileage increases the more dances you get. I kept encountering the one and only persistent ROB over multiple nights. She is obviously high or drunk or something. You'll recognize her immediately by the slurred speech and distant attitude.

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