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I've been to EB many times, so it's time for a review. You can expect a cover of $10 on weekends, $0-$5 during the week depending on day/time. Drinks are around $5/beer and $10/mixed drink. Pretty much in line with other sc's in the area. The club is on the smaller side, but packs a lot of punch into the small space. Decor reminds me of 70's swingers club with the red velour chairs. The stage has ringside seats for about 20 people, with more chairs and tables behind them away from the stage. There is also a pool table (it has never opened up in the 30+ times i've been there, so don't plan on a pool night at EB. Once someone gets on the table they seem to keep it for the whole night). The club is relatively clean, except for the bathroom, which has no doors on the stalls and is constantly flooded. If you're into wallowing in your own piss at 1am, then this is the shitter for you. The "private" ld room is anything but private. It reminds me of a high school gym lockerroom. If you have an experienced girl, she will know where to take you for great mileage (corners of room). When you first enter the club, on you right you walk past the ld room and can look in due to lack of curtain. If EB ever made a more private ld room, this club would be a 10 out of 10 rating for me.

Now onto the girls. There is always a great mix at EB. On a weekend, usually 3-4 asians, 2-3 african-americans, 2-3 latinos, 4-5 white girls in the rotation. Quality is usually very good, though if you see someone you like, get her early. All the 9's get saddled in the ld room early and you won't see them again. The stage show gets a little rougher at the end of the night when all the 8's and 9's have made their money and already left. That being said, mileage is second to none in CT. I've never spent a better $50 in my life. If you're looking for optimum experience, tip the bouncer closest to ld room, then grab a seat ringside. You'll be in ld heaven in about 10 minutes.

All of that being said, this is a great club right off a major highway that offers great value. Great atmosphere, hot women, fair drink prices, and excellent mileage. Can you ask for anything more? Well you could, but you would have to go to Providence for that :)

-tb12