Don't fall out of your chair,...

Don't fall out of your chair, but Babe's has installed new carpet, and I mean some NICE new carpet. More important, they've put three TVs around the place, and I mean some NICE TVs. And, they were actually showing the Master's on those TVs. A hip hop club showing the Master's, and later the Braves, when I'm sure there was some basketball on somewhere, is pretty darn cool if you ask me. I stayed here a while. Sports on TV, cold beer in the my hand, hot naked black chicks wandering all around and giving lap dances for $5 - I'm just glad I live two hours away or I might be here every night and be one broke ass SOB. As it is, I get up to Atlanta every two or three months and this time I had a hard time deciding which club to hit up, because I am also fond of Club Blaze and the Candy Shop, but now I will say Babe's definitely has the edge (I actually hit up all three, but Babe's is by far where I stayed the longest.) The only thing I have to bitch about is that Babe's has the laziest bartenders I have ever seen. They will have the bar surrounded by people and they will just sit back there fiddling with their cell phones, and since the music is so loud about the only way to get their attention is just to eyeball them until they trouble themselves to look up, then you wave at them and they wander over as if they are being terribly inconvenienced (and it's not just me, I always tip, and I saw them do this to others). They sell these damn beers for $5 so you would think the management of this club would give them a kick in the ass now and then. Here's a tip, if you start a club, don't let pretty girls tend your bar. They think all they have to do is sit around and be pretty. Hire yourself an ugly fat girl to tend the bar, or a man. I don't give a shit how the bartender looks, I just want a goddamn beer.

Also, a dancer said the carpet and TVs are just the beginning. They will be making some additional improvements. It takes some time she said because the only time they can do the work is on Sunday when the place is closed. Hopefully it won't get all classy and lose that hood atmosphere we all love.

Important, inside tip since you have read this long-ass review - if a dancer named Virgo asks if you want a dance, say yes.