This is a B-level club that...

This is a B-level club that thinks it's Scores circa 1990. The dancers were decent-looking, with a variety of types from mondo-breasted spinners to curvy amazons to athletic chicks. The featured dancer that night was one of Tiger Wood's ex stripper So a decent offering as far as the ladies go...Now for the bad parts, which basically ruined the place for me. First, it was extremely crowded, which is fine, but the crowdedness was exagerrated by the obnoxious waitresses, who insisted on slamming through the jammed together tables like Chris Johnson on a 3rd and one. I felt like I should have been tipped a buck for everytime I got whacked. The extremely tightly packed tables made impossible one of my favorite strip club activities, sitting at a table with a buddy and leaving a chair open for the ladies to come by, talk and try to drum up lap dances. Strike two. Strike three was the obnoxious DJ, who kept yelling "IF YOU DON'T WORK AT THE PONY, DON'T DANCE AT THE PONY," this apparently directed at a drunken 40-something woman at the bar who was shimmying around for her man. Apparently, the Pony has some sort of monopoly on slutty dancing. It was ridiculous, and it implied that this club was all about the rules. If you are the type who will see naked woman (some of them pretty hot, I must admit) at any cost--like, with the comfort level of a Manhatten suway train, give it a try. Otherwise, go to MardiGras