Everything you've heard about this club...

Everything you've heard about this club is true--it's the best club on the planet. Compared to Adelita's, American strip clubs are a complete waste of time and money.

Pro's: There were, conservatively, around 50 girls in the place (at 2:30pm on a Wednesday, no less!) and they were fairly hot on average. Every one of them was available to take upstairs for $60.00, plus $12.00 (and a $1 tip for the cleaning people) for the room. Over the span of 90 minutes, I brought two really hot chicks upstairs and they each delivered amazing service--probably the best I've ever had. It was pretty easy to get there and back from the border--just hop in a taxi (the dudes with name tags at the border and outside the club will direct you) and tell them, "Adelita Bar" and "the border" and you'll get where you want to go for only $5.00, plus a dollar tip. Parking is easy, too--there's a lot right behind the Jack in the Box that lets you park for 8 hours for only 5 bucks, and it's open 24/7--my car was safe. I was stressed about going into Tijuana with all the violence, but honestly, there wasn't ever a moment where I felt unsafe. Stay in clubs or in a cab and you'll be fine--they're making too much money to let people fuck with the red light district. Drinks at the club itself are cheaper than at most American clubs, too.

Con's: The line getting back into the US was a little long, though it only took about 20 minutes to get back in to the land of freedom and shitty strip clubs. Just make sure to bring a passport--it makes things a lot easier. The club itself is a little intense at first, though this isn't really a bad thing and you get used to it after a while. The general atmosphere is a little odd. There's a DJ screaming in Spanish and some asshole walking around in a batman costume blowing a whistle really loudly. Again, though--you get used to it. Tijuana itself is a shit hole, but again, you're not there to sight-see.