Bottoms Up
Closed
1180 Springfield Ave Irvington, NJ 07111

In three afternoon visits to Newark's...

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DRDave
Dec 17, 2004, 11:07 AM
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In three afternoon visits to Newark's Bottoms Up I've found that they have two shifts of two girls each until evening. I've seen the same 2 girls dancing all three times as well as 4 others. Today, for the first time, I saw a girl that would be classified as a soft "7.5" at a nice bar - all the rest of the dancers have been Eastern European 3's, 4's or 5's. Money hungry, old, unattractive but slutty. Since the private room isn't open in the afternoon, choice of seat is very important if you want to enjoy a stand up (or sit down) bar side lapper. It's been completely hands on during these bar side sessions. Throw the bartender a tip and he seems to stay away. While I doubt that FS is available, and the girls don't seem to drop their head below the bar, so that rules out another popular extra, even during the day howard johnson seems to be served, hence the high rating for a bar with mostly ugly old woman dancing. By the way, I think I saw one of the ugliest dancers I've ever seen in my life today, a foul looking creature weighing 200 pounds, bleached blonde hair, and a distinct odor. Luckily I didn't have to do anything more than throw a dollar at her to make her go away.

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