Due to poor TUSCL reviews (at...

Due to poor TUSCL reviews (at the time) I avoided Cheeks. What a mistake! The interior of the club is like any sports bar/theme restaurant turned Gentleman's Club. I went on a Monday and except for the girls (a dozen or so), the place was nearly empty. I was stunned by the level of talent working the stage. Of the dozen, maybe one girl had a bit of a tummy, maybe two dancers had implants, maybe another two girls weren't fat, but weren't firm either. All of the other dancers had very hot, fit, sexy bodies. The uniformity of the bodies didn't bother me, but I could see how someone who primarily enjoys a thicker girl might be disappointed. In the last year, I have visited Sharky's, The Living Room, Diamonds, and Pazzazz. Of those clubs, only Diamond's might rival the attractiveness of the dancers at Cheeks. The variety and selection of girls at Cheeks absolutely blows Diamond's out of the water. Lesson learned: TUSCL ratings are not written in stone, clubs change. The dancers were generally friendlier than the dancers at The Living Room or Diamonds. If you are low on funds, but want to rub your face in a dozen set of titties, you can do this for $24 (cover+drink+tips).

The club itself is much larger than Diamonds or The Living Room. The long stage is bright and well lit and accommodates 4 dancers at any given time.

Dances are $25. Every half hour or so, there is a 2 for 1 (They play the theme to Mission:Impossible). Dances take place in a dark back room/cubicle farm. Legal compliance is maintained by occasional walkthroughs by staff. Mileage was reasonably high. I got dances from Jocelyn (a sweet, southern redhead, the best dance I got that night), Dawn (a solid, thick-thighed, short-haired bleach blonde, very pushy/greedy with robotic dances and an endless monologue of bragging and complaining, god help me I just love that look!), Kitty (an adorable, curly haired blonde, super sweet and charming, second best dances). Sadly, there were at least 5 other girls I wanted to get dances from (Ashleigh, Senazz(SP?), and three others that were so fucking hot but I forgot their names, including a dancer who could be Anne Hathaway's twin sister!) but I had work in the morning. Needless to say, I will be back. Unless things change, I would rather stay home than go anywhere else.