Rolled into flashdancers all banged up...

Rolled into flashdancers all banged up one night. Had an extra few grand in my pocket from just gettin hooked up nicely with a work bonus. The combo of being terd canned from mass tequila shots and havin the extra jingle in my pocket made me believe it was genius idea to drop 8 hundo on a champagne room dance!! Lemme tell you the girl was about a 14 on the hotness scale. Madd tight body with big fake honkers just the way i like em. For that price i figured i'd at least a get a handy out of the deal. no such luck! basically just got a lap dance and was able to fondle those fabulous fun bags for a long while which was no doubt a good time, but not a 8 benjys worth of a good time! damn you bottom shelf tequila!