There's something very elegant but phony...

There's something very elegant but phony about this club. The decor is grand and they usually have at least a couple of spectacular looking women there...that is, when they have any at all. I've been here when there were almost no dancers available. But when they do have dancers, you can usually find one who will take your breath and money away.

They also seem to follow the old strip club rule that the woman on the premises you would most like to see nude is a waitress who keeps her clothes on.

I hate the stage lighting which is dark and full of flashing effects. I don't like the hostile vibes I always seem to get from whatever male employee or manager is hovering around the entrance.