I stopped in after work at...

I stopped in after work at about 815pm. Cover was 4 bucks and I got the quick pat down. General rule of thumb if you get patted down at the door this isn't a high class place. As soon as I entered I regretted it. The 7 tables were all taken already. It took about 10 minutes sitting at the bar to get a drink. The bartender was too busy talking to "her old man". Beers are $4. The bathroom smells like a porta after a super hot steamy day. Try to hold your breath if you have to go. Only 4 girls. The first day girl was 45 yrs and bombed. She was super high on the hustle factor and only wanted to talk about her blow job abilities and how someone once gave her 5 grand for a hummer. She was super high mileage and had bad BO. The second girl up was far worse. Imagine if you can, you pick up an average looking late thirty-some bleach blonde at a dive bar then get her back home to find out she has had 6 kids and used to weigh over 300 pounds. She has so much extra skin I just couldn't bring myself to watch. Her tits hung down to where her belly button should be. She kept lifting up her extra skin to act like she was touching herself. The third girl actually had something sticking out from her undies. It was large and unsightly. I am not 100% sure if it was from the front or back door. If I had to bet I am leaning towards the back door. I was about to slip out when the night girls start arriving. They are much better looking than the daytimers. Granted we are still only talking about 5 or 6s.

The night shift girls could actually dance and not just walk around the tiny 8 foot stage. But with the increased looks came the increase hustle factor. I bought Mary Jane 4 drinks at $8 a pop and we talked for about 30 minutes before she laid out the private rules. Above the waist is fine dont even think about touching below. Twenty bucks per song. The first private was a waste. Lots of air grinding never touched her. The second was only a little better. No eye contact no talking dirty still very limited gringing. After the privates I hung out for about 10 minutes and left. Basically there are almost all locals and regulars. If the girls dont know you, dont expect anything other than being treated like an a-hole. Dont be shocked but even at night after 10pm there are 3 song sets where there are no girls on stage. You pay cover and 4 bucks a beer for no one up on stage-- come on.