Introduction: McDoogal's is a BYOB full-nude...

Introduction: McDoogal's is a BYOB full-nude strip club right off of the Baltimore beltway, right outside the city limits. Plenty of parking is available around back, and there's a bank with an ATM maybe a mile down the road, and if you need beer to bring there's bars down the road that stay open late. (Remember, MD only sells beer at liquor stores.) I went there on a Friday night, got there around 10:00 PM (Places closes at 2AM). The place was populated but by no means packed, maybe 7 dancers on staff to about 15-20 guys and a couple girls in the place.

Physical club: When you walk in the bar and stage are literally right in front of you. The bar is a large rectangle shape with seating all around the outside, and on the inside is the stage, which had a pole at each end. Heading left past the stage is a seating area with some tables. Behind the tables appeared to be some sort of VIP area; it was in plain sight, but roped off, and was not being used. From the the right of the tables is a archway that leads to a single pool table, and from there the lapdance area is on your right. The lapdance area consists of multiple love seats for the customer to sit, with a chair across from each of them, I guess in case the dancer wants to involve it somehow. FYI, bathrooms are hidden behind the bar, right next to where the dancers enter the stage. Everything seemed clean, and while it wasn't glamorous, it had a comfortable home-y kind of feel to it.

Girls: The girls are nice, but this isn't the place to be if you're big on variety. There were a couple small thin girls (only one with any interesting tattoos / piercings), a couple MILFs, a couple young larger ladies (not outright fat, think "plus-size model" kind), all of whom were white, and exactly one short black chick with a thick ass. Dancers usually dance 2-3 songs at a time on the center stage. There's no tipping during the dancing as the bar is between the customers and the girl; however the girls crawl around the bar after each set to do a tip walk, and to solicit lapdances. Strangely, sitting at the tables seems to gather you no attention; to get the attention of a dancer you pretty much have to approach them at the bar. Ultimately not all the girls were my type, and only a few of them were seriously knock-out hot, but I wouldn't say any of them were downright ugly. Also, I have to note, most were kinda tall for girls to begin with, and they were ALL wearing six inch heels... As a guy used to standing over women it was a little weird to see them looking down at me.