Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008

I had already had some of...

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Listermint
Mar 16, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I had already had some of idea of what to expect, but the club was still a major disappointment. Let's start with how cheap everything looks...from the dilapidated sign out from to the jukebox setup to the old style cash register to the worn-out wood. I get the impression that if the owner ever spent a dime on upkeep, he'd consider it a waste.

Then there was the problem with rotation. There were four women on, three of whom were occupied. There was typically only one dancer not otherwise occupied, and thus on stage. With 10 guys in the club and only 4 women on, there was a whole lot of waiting around, made worse by empty stages every four songs or so. The owner was worse, continually barking out things during the act...sometimes to provoke tipping, other times to just say something.

The whole placed smelled like a used video booth...the faint aroma of numerous guys jizzing made it worse. I decided to wait around until Zoe was available...the only halfway decent dancer in the group (even her I would only rate a 6). She did give great mileage...handjob, pussy play, a lot of rubbing, but overall, it just wasn't worth it. Stay away from the club, and head nearby to Christie's Cabaret, over to Thomas to go to Bourbon, or to Bandaid on 7th if you need a skeezy time.

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