Wow. I just had the worst...

Wow. I just had the worst time here. I preceded my visit with a stop-off at The Sands and had a nice dance with a lovely Dixie. It was really slow there with only another dancer on deck, so I decided to head over to Centerfolds to see if things had improved since I was there last summer.

I walked in and tried to hit up the ATM. Ends up it's not working, so I head over to a bank up the street. On return the hostess has figured out what's up with the ATM: it hadn't been plugged into the phone line. I pay my $15 entry fee, but the hostess can't get the register open. She sends me inside letting me know she'd be right out with my change. Before I had a chance to sit down, I was approached by a larger woman telling me she was the only lady working until another flitted by in the background. "Well, me and her". She was called up to stage and did her do, during which the hostess came out with my drink and change. While the larger woman is dancing, a tall, older guy and the other dancer are pacing around. The manager comes out and they talk. Then they all start wondering around the place. Ends up the other dancer lost her phone. Meanwhile, the first lady's finished her set and she comes over. This is where things go from silly to bad.

The lady comes over and starts rubbing on me. I'm not interested in having a dance with her and I don't want to waste her time skirting around the issue, so I tell her "you seem like a really friendly woman, but you're a bit larger than my preference." It was my intent to be polite but to the point, and she seemed to take it as such. She then engaged herself with the search for the cellphone.