What an absolute dump. This...

What an absolute dump. This place looks completely unfinished and the girls were very unattractive (for strippers). There were two that had cute faces but they were super thick. I personally don't mind a thick girl but if that sort of thing bothers you, steer clear. The only reason the value even scored a 4 was because of the free admission and a $10 lap dance is a pretty good price. The problem is you have to decide whether you want to spend that $10 on Chewbacca over there or one of the 2 Ton Tons in the corner. The most entertaining part of the trip was the Russian mob at the door. I had heard of them, but didn't believe they existed. They do and they are at the 7557.