Gotta love when a good plan falls into place
This review is from a day and night shift visit same day. This will be long. my reviews usually are. so I'll break this one into 2 parts
First the review:
Club - This is almost exclusively a lapdance club with All Black girls. With dances done mainly in chairs along one wall of the club, in the open. Its a rectangular club, very skinny. From the entrance you'll either go left or right for seating. Most seating is left with 20-25 chairs and the stage and dj booth at the end. to the right 6-8 chairs, a small satellite stage and a small elevated vip at the end. The small bar is directly across from the entrance, maybe 6 chairs. parking is in the back and it was free. no cover but a light pat down for day shift. Nite shift you get an ID scan, patdown, and cover was 20 at 1030. bathroom sucked, smelled of old piss and it was all over the ground, had never seen it like this before.
Prices - Day shift dances are indeed 5 until 9pm, and generally full songs, . Nite shift dances are 10. there are signs posted on the wall that say exactly that. dont let any ROBs convince you otherwise. The VIP is there but i never see it used, dont know price for that. I dont drink, so cant give you prices for that either.
Patrons - Mostly black with a few white guys. place is low key and chill. no one bothers anyone. there was a special event this day so day shift and night shift were moderately crowded. probably just a bit less customers than dancers, which is ideal.
Dances - generally consistent grinds from most. Good changing of positions. a stick shift here and there from some. Not any ground breaking mileage, but very consistent. they dont take off tops completely usually, but will unleash the tits for the dances. All allowed full access to T and A. I will add that the chairs are low and cause for some awkward maneuvering by the taller dancers at times, lol. the great value of the day was a guy associated with the club was having a party from open to close. it was western themed. He was older, and a dancer told me he had his own dj. Well DJ was my dude this afternoon. he was playing layed back country type r&b songs generally during day shift, and they were Long as fuck. 4-5 min songs in black clubs is unherad of these days. i was paying 20 bucks and had a dancer for 15 minutes, consistently. worked out perfectly. And no one was trying to upcharge.. At night , same dj (however the volume was up considerably from day shift, glad I have black earplugs that look like earbuds so i was fine) but he was mixing in current hip hop with 90s r&b and rap as well. and that ended up working out great for me, more later.
Dancers - probably 20 on each shift. I only noticed 3 that stayed for night shift. Various body types. no bbl chicks. Some thick, some spinners i feel like you could find what you want here. Looks wise, they were 5-8 range. none were what i would say were ugly, just some not my type.
2-3 each shift that were cute as shit. Dancers advertise themselves by kneeling in a chair with ass in air, twerking, if they are not dancing for someone. this is a nice touch although done imperfectly. They usually stay in one chair and dont migrate through the club. While I was at one end of the club, most of the dancers at the other end in chairs never made it down to my end the entire time i was there. fortunately none were on my radar. some dancers were smart enough to make rounds through the club though. just be aware you might have to seek out some chicks if they dont move around much.
Stage - Ive said in a review before, the stage is there... thats about it. some dancers go and do pole tricks. some dudes may even rain some ones. but there is no rotation. I assume its whoever feels like going up there and they can stay as long as they want.
Overall - while not perfect, this club is really the only club where grind and value intersect in NC. from what i see other clubs are way more expensive, but probably offer better quality of dancer. The rub here is, This doesnt seem like a high mileage club and when its slow its slow. and when its slow theres less chance to catch a looker like when its busier. It can be very hit or miss. This club requires a plan. I'd say for day shift go thurs -sat and find one you like. get her IG, and if you go again, go on days shes there and you may continue to see others youd like. but be prepared for it to be very slow some days. For night, 10 -1030 is a good time. Tippout more than doubles at 11 so it incentivizes dancers to get there before then. and this is before it gets too busy and the make it rain boys come in. This club is among 4 value lapdance clubs I will always follow form different regions. If you want a cheap grind, this is it in NC
Now I can get to the good part:
I cant get to clubs like I did when younger, but experience helps me figure out when the stars should line up and to take advantage when they do. a little background
Im a guy that doesnt do extras. I just really like soft T and A in my lap. And In just about every club there is one. one girl that is by far more unique than all the rest at the art of laps. so 2-3 years ago was one of my first visits. after good dances from others I noticed this fine redbone come from the back and go to the satelite stage. I was hesitant and left her alone for a long period. ususally the best looking chicks at a club can have attitudes, be ROBs, or be low mileage. she was none of the above. i took a gamble and asked for a dance. she was nice, down to earth, and matter of fact. She talked like one of the fellas. i realized she was older than the others which meant experience. and she ended up giving the best dances of anybody there, I was pleasantly shocked. i left impressed. i felt like i recognized her tho, lo and behold , irealized i already followed her on ig. I didnt recognize her because she was lighter and by far prettier in person (not ugly at all on IG, just wasnt expecting how she looked when dolled up).
So I've said this place is slow right. but I had the pleasure of coming out on a busy day shift once. one of the club guys is a vet and had a party for veterans day. I was able to make it. Man that place was jumping like I'd never seen. had a ball. I took note
well from following Red on IG, i dm'd and asked if she was gone be there one night when i was gone be in charlotte, and she said she was done dancing on a regular basis. bummer. so about a year later i saw on her story that she was at the club dancing one night. i go to the clubs IG and saw they were having a party for someone. so I put 2 and 2 together. she might not be there regularly but She might show up on a special occasion. So fast forward to this year, and there is a certain holiday at the beginning of july lol. so I put a plan in place.
I see a flyer on the clubs IG days before the fourth. Some club associated guy was having a party that was from day thru nigh shift. It just so happened to line up with a day I could get there. I knew Red hadnt been there in a long time. so I figured there was an outside chance she'd show. i'll be damn if I wasnt gone make sure I would put my self in a position to find out. So it was a cowboy theme and I said how that helped with the music on dayshift. had a ball then, spent under 150 bucks with maybe 6-8 dancers. unheard of elswhere in NC. left around 8 for a scheduled break. got back around 1030.
Another dancer i'd met before was gonna be there so I focused on her. took in the scene and scanned for who else would be on my radar also. Didnt see Red yet tho but figured it was a longshot anyway. there were a couple girls who caught the cowgirl theme but not many. I saw a older white lady that had a big hat and skirt on and another dancer from day shift dressed as well. they were at the far end socializing. so the girl i knew had come by and said she was gonna be back after she hit the dressing room. As she's walking to the right, the older white lady was coming toward the left and made it down to the stage end. Bruh, She was not old, and was not white. It was Redbone! The big hat obscured her face and a long curly weave ponytail made me think she was like a house mom or something. She's short and thick. I noticed her skirt was not a skirt. just a long sheer front and back coverup. she had a thong on underneath and cowboy boots. She was dancing! so she went to the stage and did her thing, the party guy came by and rained some ones. by this time I'm gettin dances from the girl i knew. keeping an eye out.
now one thing about me, I hate having to walk through a club and hunt down a chick. for some irrational reason it just feels lame and desperate. But I was having none of that this evening. one of the white guys in the club had come up to her at the stage and whispered something. I knew I couldnt be passive and let her get scooped up. when she was done, she gathered her ones and walked to a seat at the entrance. I didnt even let her sit down. asked her to come see me, and everything fell into place from there.
So shes short, even in tall cowboy boot heels you could tell she was reaching for 5ft. but that made her shape even better. she was heavier now but not much. she had them hips ass and thighs of a 100m dash finalist tho. we were in mid song to start so she sat on my lap and that ass spread out something beautiful. this is where the DJ comes in. he happened to be playing a familiar 90s r&b remix that we both knew. it had a cool boom bap beat. it allowed me to start the convo and break the ice a bit talking about that era. while she gently girated on my lap. little popeye was starting to feel the effects of eating some spinach and she hadnt even started yet. good times.
Then the first song started and i knew we were gone be there a while. she just plain knew what she was doing. grind was good, B cups were perky. ass was big and soft. when she found lil popeye she woud stay in the right spot. position changes were flawless. she would slow down and speed up. She'd stand and twerk that big ass in front of me and i'd have handfuls. At one point she ended up getting hot. took off the top entirely and the little skirt thing. just all body from that point.
so we settled on ten songs. and by the last one the dj helped me out again. Mfer played 2 live crew pop that coochie on my last song. anyone from that era knows what happens when that song comes on. she got right in the right spot and sped up with the music. Had no plans for Ldk, but the song presented it as an option. I said well whatever happens happens. she was doing the right thing, but it didnt happen. regardless, it was the perfect way to end. hope you enjoyed this spisode of reading rainbow, I'm lavar burton. see you next time lol.
An opportunity presented itself, I put myself in position to take advantage of it, and a good plan fell into place.