24/7, finally I strip club I don't have to camp outside for
Micanopy, FL. Just south of Gainsville right off 75. Big truck stop club. Plenty of parking area seems fine, sort of just a pit stop type area. Walk on in. Friendly older guy at the front, $6 cover. Looking at other reviews I should've said trucker. They give you a blank diner bill thing where it gets you a free drink. They got food all day and night and I'm told it's pretty good. Customers all kinds, younger to older. Truckers can be a diverse group. Not too crowded but some folks in here. It was later like around 2am or so I was.
Layout is bathroom on the left side, stage looks like where a bar would normallly be in at a diner or whatever, two girls up at a time. To your right is dance area. It's like $30 for 5 minutes and goes up from there. No touching and you gotta lay down. I specifically hate that shit. I like to get involved. Cameras in there so I doubt any extras.
Dancers. Not a bad lineup, I expected worse. One dude I sat down next to was like a firehydrant of information. He's a regular. Cool dude, we met because the table bench makes everyone close together. He was telling me how most of these girls are University of Florida chicks coming down to make some money. And that's about what it looked like. Most girls natural, but a couple fake racks. Most looked 20's. I would say 5-8 range on the girls. No fat chicks. Mostly thin to average. Mostly white, with I think a couple black/hispanic girls. About 8 or 9 girls.
One brunette chick looked pretty good to me. I asked her offstage if she wanted do the shitty dance, I'd figured I give it a shot. She says yeah but she's got to talk to a customer first, which she was taking her sweet ass time even doing that for some black trucker dude. I said fuck that, even when she's done with me, she'll be dilly dallying with me, same shit, it's damn near 3 in morning. I said fuck it I'm out. She was hot yeah but it's no touch, and fuck lying down I'll break that rule and get kicked out anyway.
Unique place for sure. I've heard about it. Checked it out. Waitress girl, kinda chunky blonde chick, nice girl, fun to chat with. The waitresses are danceable as well too. And I heard they take over from like 4am-to like 11am as far being the talent in the club. Only close option for Gainsville folks as they don't have a club in that city.
