Something for nothing
Hmmmm...I like this place was fully nude. As I was in my mother land seeking out my ancestory with the Gassagain surname, it became quite clear, entertainment was needed to break up the monotony. What better ideas to be had than a we bit of femininity in your face, and on your crotch and on your clothes and glitter all over?
I had a tough time explaining to my lovely bride how I got a party look all over me after my trip to this place, but she bought my line about a children's 5 year old birthday party for girls. 
On to the adult girls party....I was surprised how good looking a couple of the dancers were. Maybe it's just me but I love the Irish heritage, probably because they're as pale as me. We have a we but in common you know, except for the broke. It's almost as if I'm speaking a different language. I nodded and agreed much of the time, but I thought their accent was quite attractive. Michelle was exceptionally friendly and I'd come back just to visit her. About 30 years old with strawberry blonde hair, nice ass and fairly pale skin with few freckles, not too many however. With her vibe of accepting my fatness as being cute I couldn't resist but get a few dances. She was cute, but als I never got to touch ye goods. All nude meant no touching and after a couple of attempts from me hands to fondle, I got the hint this wasn't going anywhere. She would lean in and touch her cheeks to my chubby face and hence the transfer of glitter, but that's all.
I did get some great visuals for assistance picturing what sex would be like, which I will use with my wife as soon as we have enough time fornicate without the kids screaming for our attention. Usually we have to hire out a couple nannies for us to go out for dinner, rent a hotel room, and do the deed. After a couple hours in the room we check out, and my wife feels like a cheap hooker since we need to get back to the kids. It's our real life role playing that makes it fun, but Michelle from this club helped complete the variety needed for this man to picture this lad having a fantasy of a tryst, albeit with me wife!