When I walked in the club...

When I walked in the club at 9pm on a Friday night and saw only 3 guys there, I knew it was not a good sign. First, the logistics. There were only 3 girls working and there was a $10 cover charge to get in. There is a small stage where the girls dance, a private dance area behind curtains, and a VIP room. The private dances are $20 for one, o $30 for two, with moderate contact and no touching. The VIP room was $100 for 15 minutes, with full contact and touching was allowed. Of course on the main stage there was no touching. The club is located on the main street of Barre, which isn't very booming, so there is plenty of parking on the street and even a Subway across the road.

Now for the review. The dancers have the smallest boobs I have ever seen. Usually there is at least one dancer with nice boobs at a club, but in this place there were zero. The girls dance in front of you and prompt you to tip them, which I don't particularly like. It was also extremely awkward when I was the other 3 guys left and I was the only one in the club, so I was prompted to tip repeatedly. When the girls got close to me, they smelled horrible. Their breath stunk of cigarettes, their crotch areas smelled like crap, and they wore no perfume, not even cheap fruity stuff.

The girls asked me for dances a few times, but there wasn't too much pressure. But they were very inquisitive, asking me several questions like what I do for work, what school I went to, where I lived, what I was doing there. I like to keep a low profile at strip clubs and not give my whole life story. I also don't particularly care to hear the whole life story of one stripper who has four kids, has worked at the club for ten years, and has lots of problems.