I was in Montreal on a...

I was in Montreal on a Monday afternoon, and this is one of the few clubs open. Sadly, it might as well have been closed. I arrived and sat the bar for 15 minutes without seeing a dancer. I finally asked the guy collecting the cover charge (!) for someone to have a dance with... he eventually hooked me up with a lovely lady who gave me a couple of by-the-numbers dances (g-string on, touching allowed except down below) for $15 each. But that was about it. Still looking for a decent afternoon locale in Montreal!