I have not been to the...

I have not been to the Monz in several years, probably out of fear for my life! :) I was sitting on the stage and there was this tan and VERY well built blonde that did a spin on one of the outer posts and hit me square in between the eyes with her stilletto! Another inch and I would probably be minus one eye. She was so apologetic that she gave me 3 free dances when she was done on the stage. As some advice for some of the recent reviewers, you can get the I-B-T-L touching if you offer the girl $100.00 from the start. Get a couch corner if you can for privacy. You will get about 3 songs out of this. Also, if you want a nice time, go close to closing time (sometimes you can even get in free) and invite a friendly girl to breakfast at Wags or Waffle House which is a block from the club. If you're really lucky you may even end up at the Day's Inn. :) Do not go to the Tahitian Inn unless you like flying palmetto roaches in your room. Best of luck!