Waste of time. Guys standing because...

Waste of time. Guys standing because not enough seats. Most girls are not friendly and not sexy. Stage dancers ignore customers. DJ is an idiot. Music is EXTREMELY loud. Smoke machine is obnoxious. Shotglass waitresses do high pressure sales. Seats are uncomfortable, cheap stacking chairs. Parking was a mess ($20, overcrowded lot). I had to get a 'lap' dance while standing against the wall crunched between other guys. The girl was hot and gave a decent dance (no touch), but the whole experience was a major letdown. At one point, I managed to grab a seat. I had it for 20 minutes, then I got up to use the bathroom and the waitress took it from me. She said I could not sit there anymore because someone else bought a bottle of champagne and wanted the seat. Very unfriendly atmosphere. I have been to a lot of clubs over the years in cities all over the US. This is one of the worst experiences I have had, including the clubs that turned out to be total dives.