Club Good Times
Closed
425 Union St Columbia, PA 17512

Stopped in on Thursday night because...

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horniguy69
Feb 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Stopped in on Thursday night because I happened to be in the area and I was hoping for a miracle, I didn't get it. I had hoped that since they have decided to install cameras in the club and stream live video to the web, they were getting serious about fixing this place. I don't think that the cameras are a great idea but they show some initiative. Unfortunately, new tires on a car with a blown engine won't make it run any better. They say the cardinal sin in radio is "dead air". In a strip club it has to be an empty room. $10 cover, 5 "dancers", 2 empty stages and 3 customers sitting their alone looking at the walls or the tv because there is nothing else to look at. When the girls are in the room they sit at the end of the bar and smoke. Those stools must be heated or have vibrators in them or something. The girls can't get back to them fast enough. This the kind of place where after the dancer does her 1 or 2 songs, she comes around the room to do "dollar" dances. This used to be the great thing about this place, interact with the customers. Now, she walks up, says hey starts a 10 second wiggle, asks if you want a private dance and holds out the band on her 2 g-strings for her dollar. The whole time she is looking at the tv behind you. And yes, I said 2 g-strings, not even color matched. Don't they get it? I came in with the intention of spending money. All they have to do is show some attention. Generally, for dollar dances, if they continue to dance I continue to tip. If she keeps dancing and holding out that g-string I'll keep putting bills in it until I run out. The disdain that these girls have for the customer is palpable. In a year when everyone is needing to get more for their money, this club is offering much less at twice the price. I hate saying that because I always had a soft spot for this club but I was actually laughing when I left because it was just so ridiculous. I'm done.

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