I stop into Oasis before just...

I stop into Oasis before just about every flight out of Philly. The club is conveniently located not far from the airport. Since I always allocate an extra hour or so, if there is light traffic I spend the extra time at Oasis. The main bar is a large rectangle that easily seats 40-50. Behind the bar are two stages with poles. The dancers do a song on each stage, then work the outside of the bar for tips. They are invariably friendly, without high pressure or attitude. The dancer quality can range from 5 to 8 or 9, depending on the day and time. Couch dances are $20 in a room with dividers between the couches. This is a great setup because it lets the dancers get very friendly, and most of the time they will let the customer (well, me, anyway) get friendly back. You can step it up a notch, also by paying $180 for 30 minutes in the "Champagne Court". The $180 gets you a room with a curtain and four drinks. Rounding it up to $200 with a $20 tip to the waitress will guarantee your privacy. Before you spend the money, though, find out what you're going to get -- a handjob (included), a blowjob (extra), or "keep your fly zipped." To sum it up, I love the place, and can't wait for my next business trip in May.