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I was leaving town at 5am on a Sunday morning and wasn’t sure if anything would be going on. I pulled into the lot, paid the $8 cover charge and walked into a club that was packed! There were beautiful dancers everywhere! I found a seat and started watching the show. There were a lot of girls approaching with no introductions, no “How are you?”…only “You want a dance?” Now maybe this is just a pet peeve of mine, but I say “no” to that nearly every time, no matter how beautiful she is. This approach to me just screams overpriced, mechanical dance. Ladies, do yourselves a favor and chat us up for a second before asking.

There were all types of women, something for everyone, including one very pretty, young brunette who was extremely drunk, could barely maintain eye contact and had the faint scent of vomit about her. (Hell, we all can’t be at our best at 5 in the morning!) She slurred her dance offer of 1 song for $40. When I declined, she muttered 1 for $30. Not anxious to mix the aroma of sick with the perfume and cigarette already seeping into my clothing, I decided to go for broke and countered with 2 for $20. I never saw her again.

Next I was joined by an attractive, short-haired brunette who sat on my lap and asked if I was having any fun. After checking to see if I was, she offered her assistance. We agreed to several dances and ended up having a great time. Even though the club was crowded, we were alone in the back for most of our dance time. I wish I could recommend her, but after asking her to repeat her name 3 times over the music, I gave up. (I think it has something to do with Europe. Don’t ask me!)

Back out in the club I was approached by an attractive, tan blonde named Tracy, who asked if she and her friend could join me. When I looked at her friend, it was Aurora whom I’d met at Heartbreakers two days before. It was like old friends reuniting. I really like Aurora! With her you’re gonna have fun, but she also offers great, intelligent conversation and a tremendous sense of humor. She really has her head on straight. It’s like hanging out with the hot, sexy red-head next door…and then getting to see her naked! Ask for her at this club or at HB’s. (It’s just a guess, but I think she might be thinking of “retiring” from the game sometime soon. Act fast and tell her Voodooman sent ya!) The three of us chatted for awhile, shots were ordered for the ladies, and we all had a great time. I never did get a double-team dance from them, but I‘ve added that to my “bucket list“.

After they departed I was joined by another young lady. She came up from behind and sat down beside me. When she said hello, I turned and literally had my breath taken away. This girl was absolutely stunning! An exotic beauty that had me stammering worse than the drunken dancer earlier was. I quickly regained my composure, and tried to be charming. I was honest and told her my budget was low, and that I didn’t want to keep her from any money-making opportunities. She said she didn‘t care, that she’d rather stay with me and talk. And we did until after 7am. I ended up getting two dances: not dirty grinding dances, but slow, sensuous dances. It was more like date night than an early morning club visit. I told her goodbye, that I enjoyed meeting her, but that I doubted I’d ever see her again. She gave me a long hug and her number…“So we can stay in touch!” I don’t know for sure how genuine all of this was, or if it was just the game we see played in the clubs all the time. But I had fun!