I paid a visit to the...

I paid a visit to the Bird on Tuesday evening about 6:30PM. This was as much a scouting trip as a hunt for super milage. I have not been there in 15 years. I expected the place to be slow. There were about 8 PL's around the club. The stage was empty. The DJ kept

apologizing after each song for the empty stage. He kept talking about how it was the shift change. Apparently, they don't overlap shifts. There were literally no dancers. Finally, Chloe took to the stage. She was tall with long, light brown hair and small, natural boobs. She was a little thick in the hips, but nothing objectionable. I saw only one other dancer who was still in her civvies. Since I didn't want to be there all night, I asked Chloe for some dances.

They have $10 bikini laps and 6 songs for $150 VIP nude. I started with the couch. Chloe was OK about mild to medium touching and did a lot of stick shifting. The bouncers never looked at the couch. After 4 dances, I suggested the VIP. The VIP area is just a long couch against the wall divided into small separate areas by black curtains. A gauzy curtain that you could partially see through was between you and the main floor. This arrangement offers some

privacy, but not like the booths at HT. It wouldn't be very private if someone was on the couch in the next section. The separating curtains don't completely cover the space. You had to pay the waitress in advance for the 6 dances.