This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs in the Detroit area. The decor of the place is pretty classy, including bathroom towel jockey and valet parking (not that I need these, but it differentiates this place from some clubs I like that really are dives). I can always find neighborhood parking that seems safe to avoid the valet $. Drinks are about average for nice places ... $7-8 or so. $5 cover at night. Dances $20.

But the important thing to me here (or any strip club) is the dancers. I like Subi's a lot because they seem to have less silicone than many of the classy places, but always many highly attractive natural-tit dancers. Another thing I really like about Subi's is the format of the stage dancing: 3 on stage at the same time with rotation every song. That means you see 5 dancers every 3 songs. So compared to a place with 1 or 2 on stage at a time and rotation every 3rd song, you see a lot more dancers.

The hassle factor for dances and drinks is low. The waitresses and shot girls are usually very attractive wearing something very sexy and revealing. So there's just always something nice to look at here.