Femme Nu has no cover for...

Femme Nu has no cover for military on Sunday's and Mondays, which is a good deal. Club is dark and has a very different floor layout - no center stage, but instead it has 4 stages where girls dance at the same time to whatever is on, and you just go up to whatever chick you think is hot and sit in front of her. On one hand, I like this, cause if you find a good chick you can stay with her as long as you want. n the other hand, they want a lot of cash. They'll gyrate for 20-30 sec and open the garter for a dollar. I saw a few dudes in there with huge piles behind the dancers, cause there's nothing making them stop. If that's your thing - go ahead.

The private dances are 25$ a song, and they sit you in a little booth with a wooden bar over your lap so the dancer can't really touch you. If you touch her, the bouncer yells at you. Not cool. There is a champagne room, but the only increment is 1 hour for 500 bucks... plus champagne (30$), plus waiter tip, plus dancer tip, plus 2-4$ a song in the jukebox. Yeah. Milege in the private room was a bit better, but not what you would get for a G on teh mainland.

On the plus side, the dancers here are WAY hotter on average than most other clubs on Oahu, with the exception of 939. So if you are looking to see some decent chicks and just watch the game and some tits, this might be the spot.