Met a friend there last night...

Met a friend there last night to sample the goods with him. He's been going there frequently as he has been dating some of the dancers. For some reason even though the girls are mostly hot, I never have as much luck as he in the very intimate category. We arrived to over 40 girls working because of all the snow this past week so there was plenty to choose from. The club was 3/4 full and we order mixed drinks. Big mistake, watered down and small. The best value here is a pitcher of beer. Anyhow I had a very attractive dancer named Tiff come sit by me as my buddy was in the back getting his pole waxed. We did 4 dances but I thought that even though she was friendly she was quite mechanical and didn't really want to do what it took to bring me to my happy place. I had my eye on Ashley from the minute we walked in. Skinny brunette w/ smallish perfect tits. She looks like Zooey Dechanel and was very nice to talk to after patiently waiting for her to free up after an hour. We chatted and then I got some dances from her too. Again I felt it was too mechanical and not enough attention to all the right places. When I ask her what song we were on knowing it was 3, she claimed we had done 4. That done me in right there. I shut her off, went over to my Buddy who was getting another dance by a very drunk blond and told him I'm leaving. I'm used to the kind of treatment I get from Babes East or BBF in Indy I guess.