I visit Vegas a couple of...

I visit Vegas a couple of times a year with friends but it is a decidedly non –strip club crew. Try to talk them into it and they are never into it – finally I decide to just go on my own; I guess I feel better that I’m getting a little something for my dollar beyond the ‘entertainment’ of sitting at a table handing over cash. I decided to go to Hustler Club as it was on the way back from M Resort. Got there about 1am on a Saturday night and I was sold – the girls out front were dressed like Donna Dixon in ‘Spies Like Us’. They were offering a VIP for $50 – basically covers two dances and use of the upstairs area. She said it would be more private, more room, etc. Well, the more room part was true – there was no one up there. Lower level was pretty full though but found a table near the back stage (Hustler? Beaver? Cant’ remember).

Numbers wise, 30-40 girls? As you would suspect, all different types but heavier on the blonde Barbie types that evening; a few tatted up girls, etc. I got a couple of dances from a girl named for a fruit – tiny, latin, wearing glasses and a plaid skirt (which usually turns me into an ATM machine). We went upstairs to VIP area but not a room – just the couches. Cute enough but wouldn’t track her down again. Later on ended up getting 3-4 dances from a girl with two initials for her first name (and can’t remember it now). Big boobs, definitely a rocker chick vibe and basically just looked like sex, if that makes sense. Went upstairs, she laid down the ground rules, told me to stop talking and proceeded to use my leg to grid on for the next ten minutes. I can’t imagine I would be into that all the time, but on this particular night? She was amazing.

Giving high marks to value based on the VIP – if you know you’re going to get a couple of dances you might as well spring for it. I wouldn’t hang out up there but much more room to get dances.