The best thing I can say...

The best thing I can say about this club is that it's not the worst place I've been. Was visiting Knoxvegas and this spot was right around the corner from the hotel I was staying at so I said what the hell and went on over. Others have already described the setup so I'll just summarize: $10 lap dances, $30 couch dances, no alcohol sales in the club area and very over aggressive bouncer staff. Needless to say I wasn't expecting the need to bring my own alcohol otherwise I would've made a stop before going here. For anyone who's never done it before, take my word for it, a shytty club without the aid of alcohol is BAD experience. The staff was friendly enough, but man they had some miles on them. This just may be where strippers go to die. Saw an OK (by this club's standards) performance from a lady named Serenity and decided to get a table dance from her. She's a little on the chunky side but beggars can't be choosers. So when they say table dance they mean just that: she's going to come stand in front of your table and dance. No grinding, no rubbing and certainly not any stick-shifting. I've already wasted enough time talking about this place. Bottom line, stay away unless you're really really bored and don't mind an extreme look but don't touch policy.