It's been a while since I'd...

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I check out HBs regularly as I'm too lazy to head further south or west. Plus it's the only club I know open on a Saturday afternoon. Saturday afternoons are like maybe 6-7 girls. Quality…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Did a late night trip. There's some sort of seated VIP area by the back private dance rooms but didn't get a pricing. A little lame it would have the same chairs as they use…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I frequent this club on a regular enough basis. I sort of judge their talent on what the Saturday afternoon talent is like. Just a quick reminder, any thing that isn't booze is free until…

Okay, I'll admit that this was my first time to Club-O, and I didn't really know what to expect. But after getting through security in the parking lot and paying to make sure no one…

This was an unexpected trip to Club O this Sunday evening. My original goal was to visit another club in the area, but there was a lot of police activity and the street was…

I had planned on checking out sky11 (formerly skybox & more recently the boxxx) Sunday evening, but when I got there it was not open. Not wanting to waste the trip, I decided…

To begin just to enter Club O parking was $40. Just the audacity of the venue to feel entitled to exploit there patronage as if there is some well invested event taking place was appalling.…