Whenever I'm in Kokomo on business...

Whenever I'm in Kokomo on business I make it a point to pay a visit to the Hip Hugger. I started going to the club in 1973 and it hasn't changed much over the years other than adding an addition to accommodate another bar and some pool tables. The stage and lap dance areas remain the same.

The club was not too crowded in the middle of the week. The dancers circulated for tips after each set, but weren't too pushy for LDs. In fact, this time it seemed that the dancers were either busy doing LDs or sitting with regulars. I said yes to a couple of stunning beauties when they came by for their tips, but they disappeared and never returned. This is not an uncommon experience at this club and tends to be much, much worse at all others.

I like to relax for a few minutes enjoying the beer, music and boobs before committing to a dancer. It can take some time before the popular girls are available. Because the lap dance area is against the wall in a dimly lit side of the club, you can get a few clues as to which dancers make the effort and which ones don't. After riding a customer for 5 or more songs, the girls typically want a break before climbing aboard the next guy. And if some other guy is ahead of you on her dance card or your favorite is next on stage, you might have to wait even longer. Frequently, I just give up, stop being so choosy, and take the best one who is available at the moment, since all the girls are hot and sexy it's hard to make a bad choice. Although on a rare occasion I've regretted not being more patient. On a previous visit I got a lame dance from a girl who claimed her boyfriend wouldn't like me touching her tits. WTF I told her that if she felt that way, then she was in the wrong business at the wrong club. She didn't protest further and let me have my way with her, but it kinda put a damper on the experience. I haven't seen her at the club in a long time, so maybe her boyfriend prevailed. Another time I got a dance from a gal with two huge bolt-ons. Her boobs were rock hard. Fortunately, I think that trend is fading as most girls have come to realize that men prefer natural over big. If they are big and natural, so much the better. But let's not try to fool mother nature, shall we. At least that's my opinion. I could be wrong.