Penthouse Club Philadelphia
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3030 Castor Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19134, USA*

So this place is normally my...

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wcdave
Jan 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

So this place is normally my favorite, and I'll go out of my way to stop by. But today...all I can say is wow, and not in the good way. This club usually has the top-notch girls even during the day shift. Today there was a significant drop in talent available. I should have left, but I decided to grab a beer and sit by the stage, which is a long runway. So the first dancer comes out sporting a nice flabby pouch which is overhanging her thong on the front. Sorry but fore me that’s a mood killer…The next girl, the highlight of my visit got naked by the 2nd of the three song set and just shook her va jay jay at us for two songs. Then another forgettable dancer came out. So after three dancers (each three song sets) and $20 in tips I finally got my first visit by someone other than a drink girl. She was nice and what I would call a spinner. So I figured what the heck, I can not stop by without getting a least one dance. So I went upstairs with her, we start the first song, she takes off her top, jumps on my lap, looks at the ceiling and starts to grind. She allows roaming hands, but she is soaked in sweat. Then she starts saying how I make her feel comfortable and this and that…but still not looking at me. Somehow, we got to the second song before I could stop this train wreck. Not sure if this sudden down turn in talent is the hangover from the holidays when you would walk in and all the girls were over 8's friendly and really into giving you a good time. It may be a while before I stop by here again...

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