Tuesday evening 8:45. After walking in...

Tuesday evening 8:45. After walking in and paying $3.00 for coat check, we noticed a large scantily clad homo sapiens sitting at the bar. Yes, it was a woman and she was HUGE. My friend's comment, "She could be a linebacker, not an exotic dancer." The one on stage was smaller, but was still packing on too many extra pounds. The one after that-a 6. Our waitress was a 7-the best in the house, but she can't dance. Bottom line-talent was dismal.

Maybe there were 15 patrons at the time-3 at the bar to the right and the rest in tables near the stage. One dancer on stage at a time while we were there. Maybe there were 10 dancers (assuming several in the back freshening up).

The premises are a bit dirty. Didn't visit the VIP, but looks pretty open, i.e., not much privacy. Whether the Detroit strip club ordinances are being followed or not, I couldn't tell. Didn't stick around long enough to find out. Probably won't be back soon to find out.