Shelly. Wow. I'm relatively new to...

Shelly. Wow. I'm relatively new to the scene still, and for the most part never remember a stripper's name. Not this time. Thank God I live 1000 miles from there or I'd be a repeat customer and have to find a way to explain the frequent ATM hits.

Anyway, it was my first time in the Chicago area in a long time, so read the decent writeups in this forum and gave it a shot. Went around 10PM on a Tuesday, valet parked my rental car ($5) and went in. Coat check, etc. Have to say I liked the bouncers/staff - they made themselves obviously present but in an amusing way, and every one of them learned and remembered my name. Had the online coupon for free entry & got sat in the VIP area - not sure if it's because I dressed well or that's just what they do, but a nice touch. Supposedly there the girls can't just bug you; you get to request them instead. That was a plus.

Sat on a chair, watched a few dances while having my beers. Most very cute but one surprisingly chubby. Tipped one while dancing & she came and sat on my lap - cute, but a little too thin & caffenated for my taste so tipped her some more and sent her on her way. The one bouncer/host dude asked me what my taste is - honestly hadn't thought it through so not sure what my dumb answer was, but five minutes later Shelly walked over, so either I answered well or he guessed well. To me, the hottest girl in the place. She sat with me maybe 20 minutes, then had to dance her set. When she was gone, the bouncer/host asked me what I'd like next so I told him I'd like Shelly in the back room for a few minutes. Sure enough, she came back.