First trip to the Bristol CR,...

First trip to the Bristol CR, to see Jenna Haze. The parking attendant warned not to bring in a cellphone with a camera, which would have saved me a trip back to my car had I not already known about the ban. After handing over all metal objects to go through the metal detector, the door guy took a looong look at my watch, as if he were appraising it, or checking to see if it had a camera in it.

$20 to get in, because of the feature. Heineken was only $5, the least I ever remember paying for it in a club going back 20 years. A quick look at the girls on stage and around the bar revealed a large selection of girl-next-door pretty types, almost all natural.

I found a table at the end of the first bar the girls dance on, and saw an incredible girl, just perfect for me. A natural and slender brunette who looked like Sarah Shahi. That is, if Sarah Shahi had a smoking hot younger sister who she would refuse to be photographed with because she just couldn’t compare. She made me change my strategy from ‘just go to see the feature act’, right past ‘don’t buy dances, hoping to work OTC’, and on to ‘get dances from that girl until closing, because I’d rather see her fantastic body and face than go home with any other girl in the club’.