I was out in the area...

I was out in the area on a rare business trip, and decided to visit a club as they only have bikini bars back home (Hooray Virginia). After doing some research I decide I would try Heartbreakers. I only had an hour or so to kill as I was picking my boss up at the airport later, so I knew I wanted to get a couple of quick lap dances and be on my way.

First thing I noticed after parking (wide open parking lot) was the big bible beater sign on the other side of the club "Jesus can heal the broken hearted." Classic.

Cover was cheap, $3, and because I was there before 5 I had the choice of a free steak. I passed as food wasn't on my agenda.